Ralph is eating his ankle. "Why doesn't it work?!"
-Alex

6:30 - Home. Playing with fireworks.
-Alex

5:42 - Back on the road. 6:15 is the time to beat.
-Alex

5:27 - Offramp to Nyack.

At Arby's, not far from the NV-CA border. Still alive.

then gave me no end of shit when I asked what their suspicion was and why they asked for the original search on a speeding beef they let off with a warning.

Just pulled away from the cops, they scared Betts into consenting a search, their dog hit on NOTHING, so they dismantled the car and found nothing.

Fireworks obtained. Ralph's life clock, shortening by the minute. Lets do this.

We are at Battle Mountain! MUAHAHAHA! Goal #1 achieved.

just passed a tent in the desert. Mongols or gypsies... hmmmm. Ralph's tripping on it. lol

Mill City is neither a city, nor are there mills. Sleep? Maybe.

Just left Lovelocke. Nice little town. Still alive.

Just left the 22-mile-to-Lovelocke rest stop, and left a flaming marshmallow in our wake.

41 miles out of Lovelocke. Tire is in questionable shape. This is all the win. I'm with 2 people who've never been out of Cali. lol.

Ralph is watching Nevada render and load. Betts is seeing shit hit the car. I'm the sane one. Oh god we're dead.

We've been... THUNDERSTRUCK! YEEEEEAAAAAAH!
-Alex

Going under a walgreens. It was built on a bridge. Hell yeah.

Threading the needle. Hoping to live. Love you guys.
-Alex

We're in Nevada, almost to Florestin. Going to stop for stargazing.

At Nyack. This is epic.

Semantic arguments. Debating Wyoming. I love you guys. Ralph has malaria.

Rule #0 has been thoroughly instated with the "left and retrieved" punishment. God help us all.

"Your input is irrelevant. My toad has a boner."
-Mike

Betts proposed a roadtrip. Ralph is too tired to object. I'm interested in documenting this.Battle mountain.