Ralph is eating his ankle. "Why doesn't it work?!"
-Alex

6:30 - Home. Playing with fireworks.
-Alex

5:42 - Back on the road. 6:15 is the time to beat.
-Alex

5:27 - Offramp to Nyack.

At Arby's, not far from the NV-CA border. Still alive.

then gave me no end of shit when I asked what their suspicion was and why they asked for the original search on a speeding beef they let off with a warning.

Just pulled away from the cops, they scared Betts into consenting a search, their dog hit on NOTHING, so they dismantled the car and found nothing.

Fireworks obtained. Ralph's life clock, shortening by the minute. Lets do this.

We are at Battle Mountain! MUAHAHAHA! Goal #1 achieved.

just passed a tent in the desert. Mongols or gypsies... hmmmm. Ralph's tripping on it. lol

Mill City is neither a city, nor are there mills. Sleep? Maybe.

Just left Lovelocke. Nice little town. Still alive.

Just left the 22-mile-to-Lovelocke rest stop, and left a flaming marshmallow in our wake.

41 miles out of Lovelocke. Tire is in questionable shape. This is all the win. I'm with 2 people who've never been out of Cali. lol.

Ralph is watching Nevada render and load. Betts is seeing shit hit the car. I'm the sane one. Oh god we're dead.

We've been... THUNDERSTRUCK! YEEEEEAAAAAAH!
-Alex

Going under a walgreens. It was built on a bridge. Hell yeah.

Threading the needle. Hoping to live. Love you guys.
-Alex

We're in Nevada, almost to Florestin. Going to stop for stargazing.

At Nyack. This is epic.

Semantic arguments. Debating Wyoming. I love you guys. Ralph has malaria.

Rule #0 has been thoroughly instated with the "left and retrieved" punishment. God help us all.

"Your input is irrelevant. My toad has a boner."
-Mike

Betts proposed a roadtrip. Ralph is too tired to object. I'm interested in documenting this.Battle mountain.

20:04 - Sitting on Ralph's front porch, torn more than ever. I hate people. People are stupid. I am stupid. "I want to be your girlfriend again, but I wont"..?

Thought: I miss XFL... It was like football, but it also had Darwinism. Which, mind you, is a much needed component for all sports.

Aside: The nature of this project, such that it is, I can't always manage to post things as they happen - but I have a notorious habit of peeking at my watch often enough that I can get an accurate fix on the time. If you see slight discrepancies between my timestamps and the posted ones, that's why. Back to the stupidity.

11:42 - Im amazed at how people allow themselves to be treated. One of my friends is trying to eloquate to a recent break-up (total control freak) how he feels about her, and his new squeeze (also a control freak) is telling him how he feels about her. Poor kid, he seems to have a knack for tripping into this over and over. Us humans are stupid.

18:21 - My little sister seems to have a talent to do weird things with her eyes. My immediately younger has a talent doing things that aren't shutting up.

12:43 - Sitting on ralph's couch, torn to hell. Humans are stupid. Im emphasizing this right now.

Thought: Goddamnit, I hate people who use words in the wrong context. Gonna stab a rabbit next time I hear a misused hypothetically.

19:39 - Asked ralph about his thoughts on my budding romance with Sarah. He said 'she has nice boobies'. I hate him.

19:03 - Crazy lady just came into the CIST lab, sat down and asked loudly at no one if they'd like to join her while she had sex. Where do we get these ppl?

17:09 - Sitting in the lab with shawn and fabio. We just spent 8 minutes searching for a non-existant USB power cord. And fabio almost got zapped. Ha ha.

16:27 - Im on the bus. I just watched a lady get on with a lighter on a lanyard. When asked, she replied, 'so I wont loose it' and got off a block later.